Making offensive jokes and laughing at inappropriate times since 1989

I’m Taylor

Well, hello there!

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Thank you, Sir.

I've been told that being vintage is my whole personality, and to that I say:

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My life is a never-ending quest for things from yesteryear

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I should’ve been born in 1960

Here's all you need to know:

As Seen In

My parents' dream for me was to be a pro tennis player (sorry guys!)

I'm always on the lookout for old motel signs

I don't take myself seriously (despite the vibe i give off in photos!)

Red is my natural hair color, but I also have a collection of red wigs to mix it up

I like being behind the camera even more than being in front of it

Curiosities & Quirks

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